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Discussion in 'Banter Bar' started by Tyler, Aug 19, 2019.

  1. Tyler

    Tyler Member TalkResin+ Contractor Registered Contractor

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    This contractor guy dies in a tragic accident on his 40th birthday. He ascends to heaven where he's greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band and Saint Peter.

    Saint Peter shakes the guys hand warmly, and says "Congratulations!"

    The contractor is a little confused. "Congratulations for what?" he asks.

    "Congratulations for what!?" says Saint Peter. "We're celebrating the fact you lived to the grand old age of 160.”

    The contractor says, "But that's not right - I only lived to be 40."

    "That’s impossible," says Saint Peter. "We added up your time sheets!"
     
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    Thomas New Member Registered Contractor

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    Excellent! :D
     
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    Tim Active Member Registered Contractor

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    Hahahaha
     
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